Lost Souls

Nothing profound to say...just images that create emotions. I got rid of my Ford pickup last year. My 8 year old daughter cried when I told her. It was the only car she had ever known. It's funny how we grow attachments to machines. I know I'm guilty as charged...

History's Hottest

Bonnie Parker, of Bonnie and Clyde fame, has GOT to be the chick I'd bang if I had a time machine! I mean come on, look at this bitch! How many of us can say we've fucked a chick who was later killed in a hail of gunfire? Precious few my friend. Go ahead, put it on your bucket list. You can fantasize about your Eva Brauns, Typhoid Marys, and Lizzy Bordens if you like. But I'll take gun totin', cigar smokin' Bonnie Parker any day...

June 5 - Hell On Wheels MotoRally!!!!

This was SOOOO fookin cool! Lotsa bikes, dust, friends, pin ups, hot rods, etc etc etc!!!!

Fuckin' SLIM!!!!!

When I was a kid I would watch Johnnie Quest every Saturday morning...

...seething with envy. I had two older sisters that kicked me in the nuts daily. Johnnie had a rad adopted Indian brother that could levitate and charm fuckin' snakes. Johnnie's dad was a famous (albeit gay) scientist that drove subs and hydrofoils and shit. My old man was pretty cool, but he wasn't a famous gay scientist! And don't get me started on Race Bannon!

Thanks Fredo...

This is Heaven

Wes White getting pulled over for some reason...

Jules Journey Benefit

Last Saturday I had the privilege to attend a benefit for a member of the Spokesmen motorcycle organization. Jules is a young woman fighting cancer and the Spokesmen held a benefit to raise money for her treatment. The "Jules Journey" Benefit was held at the Menghini Winery in Julian California. There were lots of great bikes and even more great people.

Old pics of the Dicks

Cleaning out the hard drive and found all these pics of the Swingin Dicks in Mexico. These are from the '07 and '08 El Diablo Runs. Sweet times for sure!

Helga the SuperTanker

Freddie, Judd, and Rob

Judd

Eddie and Mark (they don't really get high)

Breakfast stop somewhere between San Felipe and Ensenada.

Judd, Freddie, and some girl we never met.

Rob and Helga

Gas stop

Beer stop

Dry lake bed, 90 MPH!

Jeff O recovering in San Felipe

Fast Eddie

Jeff O still recovering in San Felipe

Judd...uh well..

A REAL barn find...

Land speed racer, hot rod builder, and friend to the Dicks, our boy SHAWN was out looking at a car when he saw this bike lounging in an old dude's back yard. $300 bucks later, this bitch came home with him. A lot of vintage chopper goodness for 3 bills for sure!

Slim fuckin rocks!

http://slimsfab.blogspot.com/

Slim's Street Sweeper is alive and kickin the shit out of everything! Look at this hero! He's not in it for the money, the chicks, or the fame. With Slim, it's all about the craft. Check out his blog, send him some work, BUY SOME OF HIS STUFF! You won't be sorry.

Regrets

In the 45 years I have been on this earth, I have amassed a few regrets. My ratio of humped to coulda humped is way out of wack. I should have sold all that Qualcomm stock at $200 (fuck). But I have to say that the biggest regret of my life is that I have never been to Munich during Oktoberfest. Swingin Dick heaven!