Porn wasn't always so "in your face".

Fast and Furious 3, Toys R Us Drift..

Asphalt Squadron: Big Wheel Racing...: ...sign me up!

What Women are Supposed to Look Like..

Just SOME of the shit that is wrong with American bike culture.

Motorcycling is more than a hobby. To some, motorcycles connect to the soul more than any other machine. They represent escape. They not only conjure memories of our dads and grand dads, but also represent the promise of release. Manifest Destiny.

To others, motorcycles provide the opportunity to foolishly spend discretionary income in an attempt to revive long-dead cool. Bikes and "biker" culture offer, to most, weekend lifestyle activities and Monday morning stories.

Here are a few things wrong with "biker" culture:

Holy Shit! Beautiful!

Dear Santa, I have been really really pretty good this year...

Thick Chick Thursday......

Sometimes it works...

Sometimes it doesn't...

And as long as I'm on a stupid shit rant...

Take a purpose built motorcycle, spend a bunch of money on rediculous mods, end up in the weeds.

But it's ok because your riding buddy, that has the same stupid mods, can throw up the devil horns and keep it real.

OMG!

If you're closer to 50 than 30, this will give you a warm feeling..

The Chopper Spirit is alive and well!

Fuck all this bullshit! I need a road trip... Who's with me?

Things of Distinction.

The Rum Diary - Official Trailer

God, if you're listening, I don't ask for much....

A Vincent in the rafters....

If you ever find yourself in San Diego and are sick of the zoo and Seaworld and Lego Land, and blah blah blah, tear yourself away from the wife and kids and head down to National City for a visit to Sonny Angel. This is an old school motorcycle shop the likes of which are disappearing far too quickly. Catch Sonny on a good day and he'll regale you with stories of early San Diego politics, Isle of Man heroics, and Bonneville greatness! This, in my opinion, is more national treasure than repair shop. And, no shit, he has a Vincent in the rafters!

4 cylinder auto motor..

Sonny...

Sonny..

The Vincent!

"Bitch, after you get that kitchen cleaned, you BETTER get in here and give me a blow job!"

Thick Chick Thursday!!

Why do I love her so much when she treats me so bad?

Well, AAA and I meet again. I busted a throttle cable the other night and found myself, once again, stranded. No problem, fix the problem, get back on the road and forgive her. I'll bet Scarlet Johansson is a fucking bitch to live with too.

Not all women are created equal...

Again, I don't know who she is but THIS is what all women should look like.

God Damnit Kim!

BCM: Chocolate Santa: Today the UPS guy brought me a nice gift from my friend Evan Wilcox. A lot shorter & a bit lower than the first version, now...

Charles Bronson kicks complete ass!

Swingin' Chicks