Bonnie Parker, of Bonnie and Clyde fame, has GOT to be the chick I'd bang if I had a time machine! I mean come on, look at this bitch! How many of us can say we've fucked a chick who was later killed in a hail of gunfire? Precious few my friend. Go ahead, put it on your bucket list. You can fantasize about your Eva Brauns, Typhoid Marys, and Lizzy Bordens if you like. But I'll take gun totin', cigar smokin' Bonnie Parker any day...