Monday, January 31, 2011

It's gotta take balls the size of coconuts to make and distribute a film like this!

Mods VS Rockers San Diego went off!

It was fun, lots of cool bikes and cool people.
This guy told me he built this pre-unit from a box of parts he traded a gram of hash for in 1967! He said he's pretty sure that the hash is gone, but he still has the bike!

MvR fashion.. BTW these were attached to a really beautiful girl.

How sick is this helmet? This was HAND PAINTED. No shit!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Pucker Pic of the day!

Mods VS Rockers San Diego this weekend!

I have given my son, Jeremy, an awesome responsibility.

In an effort to never become that guy. That fat, middle aged dude that wears sandals, sports a Kenny Rogers beard and rocks the Tommy Bahama shirt. You know that guy. The guy that drives a brand new Mustang Cobra but doesn't know who the Hell Carroll Shelby is! Anyway, I have compiled a list of quotes that are NEVER to come out of my mouth. I have given my son the awesome responsibility to kick me in the balls the moment he hears any of these.
In descending order:

10.     “Hmm, I’m really thinking about buying an RV.”
9.       “Hey Jeremy, I got us Lady Gaga tickets!”
8.       “Have you ever seen Jersey Shore? It’s really good!”
7.       “We’re going to the zoo? Let me get my pith helmet, cargo shorts, and camera vest.”
6.       “I’m going to sell one of my bikes to pay for the Disney Cruise.”
5.       “Slow down! This isn’t safe!”
4.       “I don’t think I approve of your new girlfriend, she looks kinda slutty.”
3.       “Tequila never solved anything.”
2.       “Avoid whores and strippers son, they’re bad news.”
1.       “Now that your mom and I are officially divorced, I’m really thinking about getting re-married.”
This goes out to all of my friends as well. If you hear me say any of these, kick me in the balls....

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Random acts...

My Kinda Girl..

You gotta respect a girl who'll drop trou at a bike event....especially one in Mexico! God bless her!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Great! Next you're gonna tell me masturbation makes you retarded...

Once upon a time....

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me? The
 Princess said NO And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
 motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted And raced cars
 and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank wiskey, beer
 and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or
 alimony and ate the pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house
 and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends
 and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the
 bank and left the toilet seat up .....
The end.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Am I early for WTF Wednesday?

There's a scene in The Shining when Jack Nicholson kisses a beautiful naked woman in a bathroom before her body decays instantly and she becomes a bloated, festering corpse in his arms. I imagine that's how a lot of teenage boys felt about Tara Reid while using her as masturbation fodder in the late 90s.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Is it a tool or is it art?

This ultimate bottle opener was made for me by Michael at  Dillon Forge. 
It's fun to look at, chicks dig it, and it helps you get drunk...I call it my Irish Army Knife.

The Air Jordan./Nazi Connection

The mustache is a bold move....

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Great Mexican Food in San Diego (part one)

I was born in National City California in 1964. I've spent my entire life 15 - 20 minutes from the Mexican border, so I know a few things about living in a border town. One thing is for sure, I have eaten A LOT of Mexican food. And I can say without a doubt that for the best Mexican food, no city is better than San Diego.

And for authentic, cheap, fresh Mexican food, nothing (NOTHING) beats Las Cuatros Milpas
This tiny, well worn eatery is located near Chicano Park, just under the Coronado Bridge, and right down the street from Two Roses Tattoo. I had lunch there today and as usual it was perfect....
Whenever you make it down to San Diego, call any of the Dicks and we'll join you for a bowl of beans and a tamale! Oh, and be prepared to wait in a line...

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