Why do I love her so much when she treats me so bad?

Well, AAA and I meet again. I busted a throttle cable the other night and found myself, once again, stranded. No problem, fix the problem, get back on the road and forgive her. I'll bet Scarlet Johansson is a fucking bitch to live with too.

Not all women are created equal...

Again, I don't know who she is but THIS is what all women should look like.

God Damnit Kim!

BCM: Chocolate Santa: Today the UPS guy brought me a nice gift from my friend Evan Wilcox. A lot shorter & a bit lower than the first version, now...

Charles Bronson kicks complete ass!

Swingin' Chicks

Japan...

Why do the Japanese have so much style? Seriously, everything they do is cool. Crazy food, awesome beer, hot women, Akira Kurasawa, Shinya Kimura, etc etc etc. Even their gangsters are cooler than ours. We have....well, watch the news, and you can see what we have. THEY have the Yakuza....elegant.

Internet Chopper Hero Jamoboree went off at Wompy's house..

Props to Wompy for hosting this months Beer Booter event, the Internet Chopper Hero Jamboree.There was a great turn out and many beers were drunk. In my opinion, the highlight of the day, was the belly flop contest.

Saturday.....

So, tomorrow we converge on Wompy's for this month's Beer Booters "anti-AA meeting" meeting in Corona. Ironic that we're having a Beer-Booter in "Corona" since Terry would Shaolin groin kick any club member for drinking said Mexican soda. I hope Wompy is cool with all of us using his tools!

I am a little man....He is a great man!

Woman I'm not supposed to find attractive, but do.

Every time I watch Nurse Ratchet talk B B Billy B B B Bibbitt into killing himself, I get a boner.. What power!

Woman I'm supposed to find attractive, but don't.

Seriously? This is the most beautiful face in the world?

Beer Booter Event at Wompy's! This Weekend!

Ride motorcycles, drink beer, pee in Wompy's pool!

I wonder how I can get me a ride on one of these...

DAMN!

Sigh...sitting here at work...

Reminiscing about San Felipe....

Finally remembering where we parked the bikes at 2:00AM

La playa

Mas playa

Travis enjoying some refreshment

AHH! San Felipe!

Tiffany Coates is an inspiration.

GodDamn Goddess!

GODDAMN! I want this fender!

The Creepy Creeps at the KEN club tonight!

Some Swingin' Dicks Tee Shirt Design Options

Fuck! Look at the brake on this bitch!

The FLH is back on the road!!

Opened up the primary to find the crank shaft had spit the drive gear off. Damn Shovelheads will rattle themselves to death!