Mikey Ratt

Listen, I'm not the kind of fool that takes the title "Renaissance Man" lightly. I've done the research, fuckers. In the whole world there's like, only 7 or some shit like that. Narrow the search to the United States, and it drops to 2. Narrow THAT search to San Diego and you get one! That's right, ONE, bitches! You get Mikey Ratt! This Swingin' Dick does it all: skates, stripes, builds sick Triumphs, DJ's, the list goes on and on.... Check out his opera! http://www.myspace.com/vonfinkelstein

This fucking hero is my buddy Slim....

Slim is an artist/fabricator or a fabricator/artist depending on who you ask. He builds some of the craziest, most beautiful and dangerous shit you've ever seen. He IS the poor man's Shinya Kimura. That's right, bitches, I said it! Check out his stuff - http://slimsfab.blogspot.com/?zx=2957ab235dc4ee33

Sometimes when I get up in the morning I look in the mirror and whisper to myself, "What the fuck have I done?"

The American Ace of Aces, Eddie Rickenbacker, was a successful race car driver, fighter pilot, airline executive, wartime advisor, and elder statesman. Few aces achieved so much in so many different lifetime roles. His twenty-six aerial kills came in only two months of combat flying. I guess I better get back to work now.....

Am I the only one that thinks it's a shame that Walter Cronkite out-lived journalism?

Don't fuck around! The Black Angels don't forgive like God does..

Henry Rollins: Enough said....

I am a little man. He's a big man.....

More Swingin' indescretions!

Legendary Swingin' Dicks looking like douches.

I'd like to use this post to show that even the swingingest of Swingin Dicks can be guilty of poor judgement. These ass kickers are rolling over in their graves, as well they should be, but let's not judge too harshly. Glance quickly, look away. Then drink some tequila, listen to Cocaine Blues, and kick a dog in their honor.....

More Swingin Chicks...

What is it they say about "a few of my favorite things." ?

I ask you, how can a guy named "Ferry" design such rad cars? Good for you Dr. Porsche!

This car makes my pants feel funny...

Fuck Tom Cruise!...Billy Barty, now THERE'S a midget with class..

Swingin' Dicks in history

Pablo

Teddy

Ernie

Poncho

Cassius

Honorary Member

This is Tom. Tom is an honorary Swingin Dick. Tom does not have a bike, but his scrotum resembles a bag of snowchains.

OK Bitches nothing, and I mean NOTHING says swingin dick like an eye patch!

I swear, if I wasn't such a fucking pussy, I'd gouge my eye out just so I could rock this look!

The Ruby Room is San Diego's best lo brow, dive bar experience!

http://www.myspace.com/therubyroomsd
And host to all of the Swingin'Dicks events!

Some profoundly bitchin Sportsters!

Los Swingin' Richardos!

The coolest thing is the empty tequila bottle in this pic!

http://www.acrobaciahalcones.com/

It's just too easy!