Mikey Ratt

Listen, I'm not the kind of fool that takes the title "Renaissance Man" lightly. I've done the research, fuckers. In the whole world there's like, only 7 or some shit like that. Narrow the search to the United States, and it drops to 2. Narrow THAT search to San Diego and you get one! That's right, ONE, bitches! You get Mikey Ratt! This Swingin' Dick does it all: skates, stripes, builds sick Triumphs, DJ's, the list goes on and on.... Check out his opera! http://www.myspace.com/vonfinkelstein