Once upon a time....

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me? The

 Princess said NO And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode

 motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted And raced cars

 and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank wiskey, beer

 and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or

 alimony and ate the pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house

 and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends

 and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the

 bank and left the toilet seat up .....

The end.