I'd like to say I'm responsible for the bruise on Betty Bob's thigh, but I can not!

Sweet treasure from the El Camino Swap!

These little jewels were snatched up for next to nothing! I'm gonna dangle 'em on the Trophy and bitches will puddle! The event didn't seem as huge this year. It was good, but let's face it, last year I got a picture with Kimura San!

Trevelen

OK, I realize Trevelen is the baddest Mother Fucker in the whole world. AND he builds the sickest chops on the West Coast, BUT! Dude! If you're going to tattoo your body with a slogan or motto or ANYTHING with words, CHECK YOUR FUCKING SPELLING! Type it into Word and hit "spell check". Ask somebody (other than your tattoo guy) "Hey does this look right to you?"

I nicked this from Chop Cult..

because it is so insidious and grotesque that I don't t want to ever forget it. So I post it here, on my blog, in the hopes that others may see it and be aware. Knowledge is power. And FUCK YOU Harley Davidson.

Beer Booters event next Saturday!

The Beer Booters are a group of guys paying homage to craft beer and rad bikes. You could also call them, uh lemme see......SWINGIN' DICKS! A full report is pending...

The more things change..

Feelin' a little restless lately. I guess I need a new project to engage my brain, because I keep making changes to bikes that are complete. Latest changes to the Trophy: New (old) $1 bicycle bars from the Long Beach Swap. Chopped down throttle and grips. And the addition of this super sick super slim SlimFab tank, complete with vintage Ducati cap!

Second Great Depression

A lot of members of the media are calling the state of our economy the "Second Great Depression". No doubt times are tough, but when I was a kid, I listened to stories my grandparents told. I've read "The Grapes of Wrath". I've looked at the amazing Dorothea Lange photos. The United States grew calloused skin from the decade leading up to WWII. And we are a nation of swingin' dicks because of, in part, the Great Depression. We were forced to become a nation of survivors. A nation that didn't have the luxury of blaming and finger pointing. Our grandparents had to do whatever it took to feed and clothe our parents. So, quit bitching, pay respect to your grandparents, and get back to work.

Imagine the fuckin' courage...

shinya kimura

Watch the vid linked above! This is brilliant!

King of Clubs Rockabilly Road Trip

Saturday was the King of Clubs and it did NOT dissappoint! Couple of the Dicks got together and watched a whole lot of drag racing, heard some great bands, and reconnected with old friends! This event gets bigger every year!

Mikey Ratt arrives! Nice coin slot Mikey!

This was an Austin...really.

Pete's REAL bobber!

Mikey showing what a cool bike can get you...

My Favorite Pic From Hell on Wheels!

Whew! After that last post I gotta get the douche taste out of my mouth!

So I had to steal some pics of real ass kickers! That feels better.....

Honda

Munro

Dunlop

Agostini

I have no idea who this guy is but I have very little doubt he could kick Bin Laden's ass!

Not a Swingin Dick by any stretch....

Have a look at this douche bag. This is the guy the Pakistanis found wandering around their country "hunting" for Osama Bin Laden. I can't stop laughing! And NOW I hear he's cashing in on his little field trip. Apparently there's not a lot of money in having a Doobie Brothers cover band...EPIC Fail!

Lost Souls

Nothing profound to say...just images that create emotions. I got rid of my Ford pickup last year. My 8 year old daughter cried when I told her. It was the only car she had ever known. It's funny how we grow attachments to machines. I know I'm guilty as charged...

History's Hottest

Bonnie Parker, of Bonnie and Clyde fame, has GOT to be the chick I'd bang if I had a time machine! I mean come on, look at this bitch! How many of us can say we've fucked a chick who was later killed in a hail of gunfire? Precious few my friend. Go ahead, put it on your bucket list. You can fantasize about your Eva Brauns, Typhoid Marys, and Lizzy Bordens if you like. But I'll take gun totin', cigar smokin' Bonnie Parker any day...

June 5 - Hell On Wheels MotoRally!!!!

This was SOOOO fookin cool! Lotsa bikes, dust, friends, pin ups, hot rods, etc etc etc!!!!

Fuckin' SLIM!!!!!