Let me guess, a small salad and a diet Coke?

Novelty Plates? Isn't a Mazda Miata gay enough?

What does an ex-rudeboy do when he jumps to bigtwins?

Scarlett Johansson....sigh..

Long Beach Moto Swap..

LBMS went OFF yesterday! This event is a monthly gig and I get giddy as a schoolgirl when it's time to head north with my saved up milk money! Saw many cool bikes and many cool friends. Ok, so here is the weekend haul.

First off, I'm queer for old tools. So when I found this 1940's drill press, I had to have it. I stole it for $75 bucks and it works flawlessly.

But these are the real treasures. These are cast Al  18" X 4.25" Sun wheels. 18"! Weird! I picked these up for $30 a piece. Went online to see what they go for. They're made in California at Buchanan Spoke and they retail for $297 per!

Choose your Destiny

Now that I have reached the latter part of my forties, I think about the old gentleman I would like to become, if I am lucky enough to survive past my early fifties (family history suggests I won't, but..). I think about how I want my grand-kids to perceive who I am and what I hold valuable. Pictured below are two men...two men who have chosen to live out their golden years enjoying vastly different pursuits...

A man I hope to NEVER become..

A man I aspire to be..

My point is this, just because you're not 30 anymore does NOT mean you can't be cool. And stay away from Jimmy Buffet concerts for Christ's sake!

Thre Screamin Yeehaws @ the Shakedown Bar Saturday Night

I don't know what to say...the greatest 3 minutes and 28 seconds of my life.

Swingin' Events Coming Up! We're goin', are you?

 Long Beach Cycle Swap. Bring your money, be prepared to see the coolest and the gayest bikes in the world...This Sunday...July 24.

Salt Ghost Premier. Come watch Wes White and Tyler Malinky go fast! In the film I mean...

  

Beer Booters Internet Chopper Hero Jamboree at Wompy's house. This goes off the day the Dicks get back from Bonneville! I'm bringin' salt!!!!

El Camino Vintage Parts Swap and Bike Show! Go to this for no other reason than Shinya Kimura goes every year and you might get a chance to meet him!!!

Slab City Riot 2011!!!! DO NOT MISS THIS! There are no words to describe how rad this event is! Last year I watched the rock show with a 75 year old meth head, epic! I LOVE the Biltwell guys!

More shit you shouldn't do..

Never gets old...

The Smiths